You Break-You Buy!
Oh remember my last post when my hunny went fishing. Well the clock kept rolling by and I worked myself into a panic. I had not heard a word in many hours and he was not answering his cell phone. So, I called the Forest Ranger & The Police. Needless to say I was frantic and full of tears. I imagined terrible things and visioned my life without him.
When he finally walked in the door with a big grin on his face (Yep he was catchin' a bunch of fish!) it quickly faded because once I knew he was fine and dandy, I was hotter than a two-dollar pistol!
Oh Baby my phone broke so I could not call you. hmmph!
So the next day he takes my cell phone to run errands and to purchase him a replacement cell phone and guess what? He Breaks MY PHONE!
So the very next day, I start a job and ask him to do a few things around the house. He broke my stove! And my computer! I am not joking one bit! I was livid!
If this keeps up the next thing to be broke....is my pocketbook!
When he finally walked in the door with a big grin on his face (Yep he was catchin' a bunch of fish!) it quickly faded because once I knew he was fine and dandy, I was hotter than a two-dollar pistol!
Oh Baby my phone broke so I could not call you. hmmph!
So the next day he takes my cell phone to run errands and to purchase him a replacement cell phone and guess what? He Breaks MY PHONE!
So the very next day, I start a job and ask him to do a few things around the house. He broke my stove! And my computer! I am not joking one bit! I was livid!
If this keeps up the next thing to be broke....is my pocketbook!
11 Comments:
that is so unbelievable!!!
i know you probably don't think it is funny but man it really is!! how in the world did he break all those things!!
If he cooks breakfast for you...better order the eggs scrambled. They'll be broken anyway.
woah....what is up with that? I think he needs to quit touching stuff...lol
That really is funny. I thought I was the only one that had that kind of luck.
Sounds like he is having a run of bad luck...LMBO...just that time of year shugah!!!
hehe!!
:-D
Yeah its that time of year alright. The time of year when we all start to get broke. LOL Nightmare....everything here seems to need replacing. Scragend has taped his phone together. Quite funny really.
I hope he doesn't break anything else.
Take care xx
Wow, I thought I was accident prone - your hunny has quite the 'talent', huh?
Cxx
lol, ha, so he is a Anti-handyman...
Just keep him away from car..that's all you need to go.
Maybe he is too strong. You are feeding him too good?
Hope you stay dry this time. The people around Pasadena are having it hard now.
I'm sorry too, about your goat.
BTW, I'm back now. If you like roses, read Billy's last post about his Dad's.
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Your hubby is absolutely not allowed anywhere near my house--I break enough stuff on my own. Did you tick him off too?
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